Phillies 1994 AOP Salem Athletics Jersey Shirt Size XL

Ok, I get that this is expensive, but imagine:

It's a warm August night. You're 3 Surfsides deep. Bottom 8. Phillies are down 1-0. Schwarber has 3 strikeouts and a walk. Bryce is on IR with some sort of phantom injury. He's getting stem cell technology injected into his elbow before each game. Bryson Stott is still on the team for some God-forsaken reason. You paid $44 dollars for standing room tickets on gametime. Your hinge date hates you, and after this you will never see them again. But, at least you looked awesome.

Pit to pit: 24 inches

Top to bottom: 30.5 inches